GUAILAN 111

Why i put 111 and not 101 like the rest of the COMMON subject codes...well, i duwan be like the rest who use 101 i wanna be special =) that's an example of being guailan =DDD

Anyways the First lesson for today will be...

HOW TO ZHA PPL!

E.G 1:
Ali: Eh, can borrow me your pencil?
Abu: Where's yours?

Ali: Aiya just borrow me la, dammit =.='
Abu: walaueh wan borrow from me sumore scold me la...like tat now la...frens for how many
years ade...we help each other so much ad,born same hospital and sumore same date and u treat me like tis...i damm sad now la.... NO dun touch me~ T,T why why u scold me why~!!! ( in a high pitched girl voice)
Ali: wtf? mai guailan a -____-

SUCCESSS! lol

E.G.2:

Liutenant: EH papatoots! did u steal my laptop?????
Me: WAT u ok a? i where gt touch ur laptop? i not so poor to steal ppls things ok?
Liutenant: Blardy dun lie to me a i noe u took it dun make me smack u!
Me: =.=" ehhh mana prove?
Liutenant: who's laptop that is infront of u? hmm?
Me: ......I found it =)
*SMACK ON THE FACE*

Me: =DDDDDDD

Ok la tat one nt exactly zha bt i just wanted to show how fierce liutenant is =( shes a bully de jaga urself when u see HER !!! ahhh here she comes!!!! *SMACK ON THE FACE agn~*


=D thats all for the guailan 111 today! i hope to see u guys agn next week!!!! =))))) Oh yea read up on page 137 to 138 on your text book ya~ =)...OI LIUTENANT DUN STEAL MY LAPTOP AHHHHHHHH.........

-Daily Doses of WTF-

Yours Truly, PaPaTooTs~~~~